lenasheadey:

if a female jumping spider isn’t impressed by the male’s flirting, she kills him. this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

pizza:

if i did a somersault would it be called a pizza roll?

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

quitecacophobic:

PSA: If you have big boobs plz support them. Your boobs will thank you in 20 years.

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this