if a female jumping spider isn’t impressed by the male’s flirting, she kills him. this speaks to me on a spiritual level.
if i did a somersault would it be called a pizza roll?
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
PSA: If you have big boobs plz support them. Your boobs will thank you in 20 years.
I surrender, take what you want!
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this